Holiday From Real
25. Punk rock. English teacher.
sorry boss, i can’t make it to work today or ever again for the rest of my life becaus i don’t want to
(via fairycosmos)
if you met me when my social battery had ran out. that wasn’t a real person
(via lostofthedead)
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Get you a girl who speaks in parentheses. Get you a girl who includes information in a sentence that isn’t necessary but adds additional context or commentary.
(via fairycosmos)
old people are right. about werthers originals
(via andrewmnyard)
lickety is basically the most classic thing to split
how quickly we forget the humble banana
